Oh, Really?!

Me: Ava, Please stop jumping on the couch and put your Polly's away.
A: Mommy! I can't stop jumping, it is very important to practice.
Me: Ave, you do not need to practice jumping. You do need to obey.
A: Yes, I need to obey, but first I need to practice jumping or they won't let me come to jumping class.
Me: What jumping class?
A: The Jumping Class and Jumping School. Mommy, you pay good money for jumping school, so it is important that I practice, see.


(I have no idea what she is talking about...she makes up imaginary things all the time...especially when making excuses.:P)