Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Oh, well....

I took a picture of my kids lunch today on the off chance that making a rainbow of my kids veggies might actually help Phin desire them, after all making faces with fruit worked like a charm.  I could have written an eloquent and inspiring blog post about how putting in just a tiny bit of extra effort paid off.  Yes, that was the dream in my little head.  Here is what actually occurred:

I happily presented my cute plate to my children.  A rainbow was made of peppers and snap peas and the strawberry was cut into a heart;  it was a symbol of my love poured onto a plate (pause here to vomit at the artificial sentiment).  Ava said, "Mom, were you trying to make a rainbow?  If you want a rainbow, you need something blue."  Phin said with a large smile and in sing songy voice, "You can't trick me mom, I know that rainbow is really "vegkibbels" and I don't eat "vegkibbels."  Chloe didn't say a word.  She picked up her plate, threw it on the floor (the FRESHLY mopped this very morning floor) and said, "Ah done."

Back to the drawing board....perhaps I could package it in a little box and throw in a cheap toy?

2 comments:

  1. This is absolutely hilarious! and so wrong. Oh how our children tortue us sometimes...ha ha!

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  2. love it....my daughter wrote and ode to meatloaf...so don't feel bad...
    Meat Loaf
    I don’t like you
    You taste…like dirty socks.
    Meat Loaf
    You make me want to cry.
    Without you I would be so happy.
    Meat Loaf
    I want to feed you to my dog
    Will you please go away?

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